This just in: Photographic evidence of PBS President Paula Kerger with her jaunty PBS hat powering toward the finish line of the Kinetic Sprint triathlon in Spotsylvania, Va., last weekend. Her strongest event was the 18-mile bike ride, in which she finished 41st of 252 women with a time of 1:11:18. Kerger also swam 750 meters and ran 5k. All in one day. In 2:14:38, actually. And what did you do last Sunday?

Steve Smith, who plays the title character in The Red Green Show, never expected it to last more than one season. And here it is, Season 15 and still popular on pubcasting stations nationwide, the longest running Canadian program in American TV history. “We did the show just to make ourselves laugh,” he tells the Woodinville Weekly in Washington State. The show’s success “has been a total shock and surprise to us. Even when we stopped doing it five years ago we thought it would just die, but it kept on being renewed.” Although production ended after 300 episodes, his character lives on in a one-man traveling show he calls “The Wit and Wisdom Tour.”

Tom Shales, the Washington Post’s vaunted TV columnist, is one of the few (if only) mainstream media writers so far to critique WNET’s new pubaffairs show Need to Know. And to say that he does not care for the show is a huge understatement. Excerpts: — “PBS promises that this dreadful Need to Know show, which supplements vacuous televised drivel with fancily designed Web-page graphics, ’empowers audiences to “tune in” anytime and anywhere.’ Meaning that you are free to supplement inadequate broadcast material with unsatisfying Internet material whenever you inexplicably get the urge. Oh boy, what a boon!” — The show “.

A white paper on the future of public media will help shape the discussion at the Free Press Summit, which kicks off at 10 a.m. on May 11 at the Newseum in Washington, D.C. The paper analyzes several options for financing a trust fund that would increase the field’s funding six-fold and eventually end its reliance on congressional appropriations. It also calls for changes in the system for appointing the board of directors of Corporation for Public Broadcasting and proposes new standards of community service at CPB-funded stations. For a live webcast of the first four hours of the summit, tune your browser here.

In case you missed it, Saturday Night Live managed to parody both PBS and NPR programming within the first 30 minutes of last weekend’s show, which was hosted by actress Betty White, still hilarious at 88 years old. Opening the show was a Lawrence Welk sketch (complete with PBS logo in the bottom corner of the screen) and later came a new “Delicious Dish” segment, a cooking show a la those smooth-talking NPR hosts.

The first-quarter Nielsen numbers that arrived recently at WGBH were surprising — in a very positive way. Antiques Roadshow, Masterpiece and Nova each posted double-digit increases in audience numbers over this same time last year, according to the Sponsoring Group for Public Television, sales org for the shows. In a statement the group noted that the three shows “were up in desirable demos, significantly outperforming key competitive cable networks.” Roadshow had total audience growth of 18 percent, including increases of 17 percent in adults 35 to 64 and 7 percent in adults 25 to 54. For Masterpiece, total audience grew 31 percent, increased 25 percent among adults 35 to 64 and 20 percent in adults 25 to 54.

Lots of correspondence to the PBS ombudsman on the Need to Know debut, and “almost all” of it about the weekly pubaffairs show were “pretty grim,” reports Michael Getler. Among viewer comments: “I had to write someone because I am so upset that I am shaking.” “The new program Need to Know should be retitled: Got to Go. It is pablum.” “Watching Need to Know was like having someone snatch your NY Times and give you back USA Today. Getler cautioned viewers, “This is the first program and lots of series get off to rocky starts in the eyes of some people.

How about spending a Sunday swimming 750 meters (half a mile), biking 18 miles and running 5K (3 miles)? That’s just was PBS President Paula Kerger did yesterday in the 751-participant Kinetic Sprint triathlon in Spotsylvania, Va. She set the land speed record for PBS presidents with a time of 2:14:38. PBS spokeswoman Stephanie Aaronson told Current that Kerger has been in training since last September, learning a lot from friends who compete in such events and running two charity races to ramp up. Finding time to train was a challenge: get to office before 7 a.m., catch up on e-mails from night before, head to the gym and then back to the office.

When Mike Dunn takes the helm today at University of Utah’s KUED, he’ll probably be the first pubcasting g.m. ever to have survived an attack by a 400-pound grizzly bear. Dunn still has small scars on the corner of his mouth and near his wrist from the 1994 attack at Grand Teton National Park; the big scars “are on my back where you can see the claw marks,” he told the Salt Lake City Tribune. The head of the search committee had asked Dunn if he was “tough enough” for the job, to which he replied, “Well, you know, I did survive a bear attack.”

It’s been a big week for indie producer Dave Isay and his team at StoryCorps. In an May 5 appearance on Colbert Report promoting his new book, Isay defined the essence of motherhood as a combination of “fierce devotion, love and, you know, wisdom.” He also went along with Colbert’s joke demanding a follow-up on MILFs. The first StoryCorps animated short went viral on the Internet, previewing the series to air this summer on PBS’s P.O.V. and on public TV stations as interstitial spots. The sneak-peak video, also tied to the Mother’s Day theme, is “Q&A,” one of the most popular StoryCorps audio interviews.

We don’t want to spoil this video for you, so all we’ll say is you’ll go gaga over this one from NPR. Robert Siegel is definitely a highlight, but we like those “Directors” too. Stay tuned to the Current blog as your Friendly Pubcasting Reporters track down the back story on this. UPDATE: Tamar Charney, program director at Michigan Radio in Ann Arbor, reports the video “has been quite a hit with our Facebook fans. After we mentioned the spoof on-air our FB fans number started ticking up!” EXCLUSIVE UPDATE: Reporting from the Dorkosphere, Your Intrepid Reporters now have the full story.

Looking for a way to boost participation in your station’s Facebook fan page? Arizona Public Media’s page, which had stalled at 555, picked up 100 new fans in just six days in March, as well as pulled them into PlayPBS, its local version of the COVE player — all with an online scavenger hunt offering free tickets to a David Sedaris performance. Station spokesperson Steve Delgado told Current the idea bubbled up during publicity brainstorming between the underwriting and promotions folks and Sedaris’s team. At the same time, the station was planning a PlayPBS soft roll-out and wanted a few hundred visitors to try it out.

The application that NPR created for the launch of Apple’s iPad has received the highest user ratings among the apps offered by major American news organizations, according to this analysis by Newsosaur Alan Mutter. NPR’s app ranks sixth among the top ten news applications in terms of downloads, but iPad users give the content and experience an average rating of 3.5 stars, higher than apps created by USA Today (3.0), the New York Times (2.5) and the Wall Street Journal (2.5). The BBC and France 24, the international news channel funded by the French government, received user ratings of 3.5 and 4.0, respectively, and Mutter believes that the rich-media iPad experience offered by broadcasters has an advantage over newsprint publishers.

The prototype for the American Archive is complete, according to Oregon Public Broadcasting (background: Current, May 14, 2007 and April 13, 2009). CPB commissioned the project in January 2009 to determine how best to preserve and archive the historic video and audio stored throughout the pubcasting system. The first phase (25 stations took part) was an inventory, the second (22 stations) concentrated on restoring, digitizing and cataloging more than 5,700 sound and video items totaling more than 2,300 hours of broadcast material. The prototype will be unveiled at the PBS Annual Meeting this month in Austin, Texas.

Democracy Now! host Amy Goodman and two of her producers filed a federal lawsuit over their arrests during the 2008 Republican National Convention. The journalists were among some 40 reporters arrested as they covered street protests outside the convention hall in St. Paul, Minn., and they allege that authorities violated their First Amendment rights to gather news independently. They also seek compensatory and punitive monetary damages for medical expenses and lost equipment, according to the Associated Press. Defendants in Goodman vs. St. Paul include the cities and police departments of St. Paul and Minneapolis, the Ramsey County Sheriff and unidentified Secret Service personnel.