Keillor’s rules for reading the paper

A traditional newspaper is far more stylish than a laptop, Garrison Keillor writes in this Salon piece. “A man at a laptop is a man at a desk, a stiff, a drone,” he says. “A newspaper reader, by comparison, is a swordsman, a wrangler, a private eye.” Here he outlines rules for reading papers with the proper amount of savoir faire.